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Place a quick order for Jollyboat Tees, CDs, and other swag, and we'll post them to you personally ♥
Please note there isn't an easy way to order multiple sizes of the same design - we're working on it, but for now just get in touch with us directly at jollyboat.co.uk/contact
To set up & manage recurring donations ("Patreon-like"), see support.jollyboat.co.uk
We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.
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Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.
Now in a nautical navy colour.
(Warning: features adult lyrics)
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Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.
Now in grey for goths who are branching out.
(Warning: features adult lyrics)
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Is it a t-shirt of a mimic, or a mimic in the shape of a t-shirt? A blend of Stranger Things, pirate treasure and our D&D Monsters Song combine to form our favourite shirt yet. May or may not come to life and eat you. No returns if bloodstained.
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We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.
£15.00 Close Add to Cart
Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.
(Warning: features adult lyrics)
£15.00 Close Add to Cart
A perfect t-shirt to buy for a friend who loves Jollyboat. Also ideal for a friend who hates Jollyboat.
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MerryFerry are the real-life Jollyboat tribute act. We've lowered the price to stop them undercutting our merch with their bootlegs.
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This pirate ship silhouetted against the moon is a perfect t-shirt to get signed at one of our gigs.
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The very first Jollyboat t-shirt, nearly sold-out! Buy one now, and you can pretend you saw us before we got famous.
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New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on your windscreen.
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Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.
Now in red, so they'll never notice the bloodstains.
(Warning: features adult lyrics)
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We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.
£15.00 Close Add to Cart
We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.
£15.00 Close Add to Cart
We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.
£15.00 Close Add to Cart
New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on your windscreen.
£15.00 Close Add to Cart