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Jollyboat

Place a quick order for Jollyboat Tees, CDs, and other swag, and we'll post them to you personally ♥

Please note there isn't an easy way to order multiple sizes of the same design - we're working on it, but for now just get in touch with us directly at jollyboat.co.uk/contact

To set up & manage recurring donations ("Patreon-like"), see support.jollyboat.co.uk

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Mimic Tee £15.00

Is it a t-shirt of a mimic, or a mimic in the shape of a t-shirt? A blend of Stranger Things, pirate treasure and our D&D Monsters Song combine to form our favourite shirt yet. May or may not come to life and eat you. No returns if bloodstained.

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Not a Sex Cult (Black) Tee [S,M,L] £15.00

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

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Not a Sex Cult (Ladies fit, various colours) [XS - XL] £15.00

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

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Not a Sex Cult (Blue) Tee [L - 2XL] £15.00

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

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Not a Sex Cult (Navy) Tee [M,L] £15.00

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

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Not a Sex Cult (Grey) Tee [M,XL] £15.00

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

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Tote Bag £10.00

If you carry your labyrinth in it, it totes a-maze. If you carry ad-supported crystal balls, it totes ad-orbs. If you carry Sean Connery's My Chemical Romance, it totes emosh. Okay, I think we've had enough fun.

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Jollyboat Logo (Black) Tee [XS - XL, 3XL] £15.00

New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on your windscreen.

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Jollyboat Logo (Red) Tee [XS,S,M] £15.00

New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on your windscreen.

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Everything's OK (Black) Tee [XS - 3XL] £15.00

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

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Everything's OK (Red) Tee [S,M,L] £15.00

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

Now in red, so they'll never notice the bloodstains.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

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Everything's OK (Navy) Tee [S,M,L] £15.00

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

Now in a nautical navy colour.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

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Everything's OK (Grey) Tee [S,M] £15.00

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

Now in grey for goths who are branching out.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

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Jollyboat are Overrated Tee [S,M,L] £15.00

A perfect t-shirt to buy for a friend who loves Jollyboat. Also ideal for a friend who hates Jollyboat.

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MerryFerry Tee [S - XL] £10.00

MerryFerry are the real-life Jollyboat tribute act. We've lowered the price to stop them undercutting our merch with their bootlegs.

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Ship Tee [M,L] £15.00

This pirate ship silhouetted against the moon is a perfect t-shirt to get signed at one of our gigs.

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I Kissed a Gull (and I Liked It) Tee [S] £15.00

The very first Jollyboat t-shirt, nearly sold-out! Buy one now, and you can pretend you saw us before we got famous.

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