Jollyboat

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

If you carry your labyrinth in it, it totes a-maze. If you carry ad-supported crystal balls, it totes ad-orbs. If you carry Sean Connery's My Chemical Romance, it totes emosh. Okay, I think we've had enough fun.

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

Now in a nautical navy colour.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

Now in grey for goths who are branching out.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

Is it a t-shirt of a mimic, or a mimic in the shape of a t-shirt? A blend of Stranger Things, pirate treasure and our D&D Monsters Song combine to form our favourite shirt yet. May or may not come to life and eat you. No returns if bloodstained.

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

A perfect t-shirt to buy for a friend who loves Jollyboat. Also ideal for a friend who hates Jollyboat.

MerryFerry are the real-life Jollyboat tribute act. We've lowered the price to stop them undercutting our merch with their bootlegs.

This pirate ship silhouetted against the moon is a perfect t-shirt to get signed at one of our gigs.

The very first Jollyboat t-shirt, nearly sold-out! Buy one now, and you can pretend you saw us before we got famous.

New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on your windscreen.

Never forget the lyrics to Pick 'n Mix again! One of our more popular t-shirts, because it has the words "Everything's OK" inscribed in large friendly letters on the front.

Now in red, so they'll never notice the bloodstains.

(Warning: features adult lyrics)

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

We had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case kids (or secret police) ask awkward questions. But then 2020 happened - no live shows, no rules, and... no other source of income.

New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on your windscreen.